*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight
I didn’t realize how sad and pathetic my life was until I had to explain everything to my birth giver.
I didn’t realize until tonight how depressed I am.
I really wish I was skinny so he would like me back. I think I’m just gonna try to starve myself for at least two weeks.
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out
I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
can’t wait to live in a house with Jennie next year! :)